Have YOU Been Cougarized?: Why Skinny Men Are Pointless

After being in relationships with extremely skinny men, here is why I think they are pointless:

  • Your sex life will be limited. Well, you wouldn’t want to snap him? Plus, if you went on top, you’d lose him inside you. It’d be like a vacuum sucking up a whisker.
  • He’ll bruise you up but not in a…

Hahahah, Well I’m going to start working out!

Notes

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    LOLLL TOO FUNNY NOT TO REBLOG LMFAOOo
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    “You poor starved orphan. What orphanage did you runaway from? Do you want some soup? Don’t worry, you can always have...
  5. rachleprofiling reblogged this from kimbally and added:
    I make it work(;
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    “What orphanage did you run away from? Do you want some soup? Don’t worry you can always have more” ROFLAMFOA THIS MAKES...
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  10. metaphysicist reblogged this from 3oetrope and added:
    I need to gain weight. ;_; When you cook for him, make sure you add lard to every meal. This may help make him get...
  11. 3oetrope reblogged this from lucyduffield and added:
    This is just really funny
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    Hahahah, Well I’m
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  17. shortstoriesforthesinglegirl said: holding them like a newborn = hilarious
  18. jarvis314 reblogged this from elsabette and added:
    This made me laugh so hard.
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